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\* PHRASE FILE \* Abusive comments \* %MAIN \SENTENCE %SENTENCE Ban \THING/ s! Don't you realise that \STATEMENT/ ? Furthermore, you \INSULT/ , \STATEMENT. How can you be so \ADJECTIVE/ ? How can you say that \STATEMENT/ ? I can't believe how \ADJECTIVE you are. I couldn't care less about your \THING. I don't want to hear about your \THING. I firmly believe that \STATEMENT. I have many \GROUPADJ friends. I mean, \SENTENCE I'll bet you think that \THING/ s are \ADJECTIVE. I've never heard anything as ridiculous as the idea that \STATEMENT. It takes a \GROUPADJ \INSULT like you to say that \STATEMENT. It's well known that \STATEMENT. Let me tell you something, you \INSULT/ , \STATEMENT. Man, \SENTENCE No nukes! Only a \INSULT like you would say that \STATEMENT. Save the \THING/ s! So, \STATEMENT/ ? Why, \STATEMENT/ ! You \ADJECTIVE \GROUPADJ \INSULT/ ! You have the \QUALITY of a \INSULT. You know, \STATEMENT. You make me sick. You must be a real \INSULT to think that \STATEMENT. You sound like a real \INSULT. You're a typical \GROUPADJ person, totally \ADJECTIVE. You're always totally wrong. You're probably \GROUPADJ yourself. Your \QUALITY reminds me of a \THING. \ADJECTIVE \GROUPADJ \INSULT/ ! \INSULT/ ! \STATEMENT, huh? \STATEMENT, right? \STATEMENT. %QUALITY \ADJECTIVE \QUALITY bad grammar dishonesty ignorance lack of common decency lack of intelligence lousiness lousy spelling nastiness prejudice stupidity subtlety ugliness worthlessness %ADJECTIVE \ADJECTIVE and \ADJECTIVE abusive as \ADJECTIVE as a \THING bad bloated braindamaged crass depressing disgusting dumb foul ignorant improper intolerable lousy malignant nasty pathetic perverted phoney primitive sadistic selfish sick stupid unpleasant %INSULT DAF driver Nazi Neanderthal SysThug \ADJECTIVE \INSULT \INSULT \INSULT arsehole beast capitalist coward cretin dogmatist drunk fascist fool goof idiot ignoramus incompetant jerk lunkhead maniac moron pea brain peasant racist rat sadist sexist slimebag wally wanker weakling whimpering scumbag wimp %THING Honeywell dps8 Jewish grandmother MicroVAX II PAD \ADJECTIVE \THING bug fix cardboard cut-out computer copyright cruise missile disease dog graphics editor lawyer mental problem operation punk haircut real-time clock religion right wing death squad sexist joke sexual fantasy source license surfboard system call ten-incher vegetable venereal disease whale wood-burning stove %GROUPADJ Chinese Iranian Italian Mexican Moonie Nicaraguan Polish Puerto Rican \ADJECTIVE \ADJECTIVE \THING-loving black communist crazy dead fascist feminist foreign funny-looking gay homosexual intellectual lesbian mentally retarded old poor religious rich short unborn underpriviledged white working young %STATEMENT God is Dead I was \PERSON in a previous life I wish I had a \THING I wish I were a \THING Lassie was \GROUPADJ Multics is a really \ADJECTIVE operating system \GROUPADJ people are \ADJECTIVE \GROUPADJ people are \ADJECTIVE/ , and \REASON \GROUPADJ people are all \ADJECTIVE \INSULT/ s \GROUPADJ people are all \ADJECTIVE because \REASON \GROUPADJ people are inherently superior to \GROUPADJ people \GROUPADJ people don't get married to \GROUPADJ people because \REASON \PERSON is \ADJECTIVE \PERSON is \ADJECTIVE \PERSON is \GROUPADJ \PERSON is a \INSULT \PERSON is a cool dude \PERSON is just a figment of your imagination \PERSON is secretly \GROUPADJ \PERSON killed \PERSON \PERSON was \GROUPADJ \PERSON/ 's \QUALITY is \ADJECTIVE \PERSON/ 's ghost is living in your \THING \QUALITY is pretty fun \STATEMENT/ , and \STATEMENT \STATEMENT/ , because \STATEMENT \STATEMENT/ , but \STATEMENT \THING/ s are fun a \GROUPADJ man ain't got nothing in the world these days all \GROUPADJ dudes should get \THING/ s breathing causes cancer every \GROUPADJ person is a \INSULT everything is really a \THING if you've seen one \THING/ , you've seen them all it's OK to run down \GROUPADJ people it's a wonderful day it's fun to be really \ADJECTIVE just because you read it in the \PAPER that doesn't mean it's true life is \QUALITY life is a \THING most \GROUPADJ people have \THING/ s my \THING is pretty good people are dying every day technology is evil the \PAPER is always right the CIA killed \PERSON the Earth is flat the Martians are coming the Russians are tapping your phone the \GROUPADJ culture is fascinating the \GROUPADJ s have really got it all together the more \THING s you have, the better the oceans are full of dirty fish the sexual revolution is over the system staff is fascist the world is full of \INSULT/ s there is life after death there's a \THING in \PERSON /'s brain trees are \ADJECTIVE when ya gotta go ya gotta go women are inherently superior to men you have a \THING you hope that \STATEMENT you look like a \THING you must be a \ADJECTIVE \INSULT to think that \PERSON said \STATEMENT you remind me of \PERSON you should have a \THING you think that \STATEMENT you wish you were \GROUPADJ you wish you were a \THING you're \GROUPADJ you're a \INSULT your \THING is great %PAPER Beano Daily Express Daily Mail Daily Mirror Daily Telegraph Sun %PERSON Alaric the Visigoth Attilla the Hun Caesar Castro Dennis Ritchie Gadaffi Groucho Heidegger Henry Kissinger Hitler JFK Karl Marx Ken Thompson Michael Jackson Napoleon Nietzsche Nixon Reagan Thatcher The Pope %REASON \PERSON wouldn't have done it they can't afford \THING/ s they can't spray paint that small they can't tell them apart from \GROUPADJ dudes they don't have \THING/ s they don't know how they don't want their children to grow up to be too lazy to steal they're too \ADJECTIVE %%